Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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