Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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