If that was your dad, he is hot
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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