normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
True strength comes from lack of pants
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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