a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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