I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
