I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Randomize
