so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
