Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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