If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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