ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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