i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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