...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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