Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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