Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Your penis caused this!
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