ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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