She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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