we have officially lost it.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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