Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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I need you to use more vowels.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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