it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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