Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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