Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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