TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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