Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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