At least make sure they are 18
Why
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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