She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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