Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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