Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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