that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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