just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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