Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
3pm strippers are depressing
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize
