i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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