"it" just moved
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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