please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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