The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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