i really wish james franco would like my vagina
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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