I'm really into asian looking animals
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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