So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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