Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
