I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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