i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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