I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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