but the lizard people decide everything anyway
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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