i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Randomize
