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You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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