Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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