You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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