this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
ok first of all what the fuck
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