Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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