Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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