too bad you live with your parents still
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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