Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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