absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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